Neither normal nor abnormal

I've been working way too much and forgetting to post to this blog at all. I have had thoughts I wanted to share with my devoted readers (ha!), but then I forgot them, too. Anyway, here's a few headlines from my recent life, in no particular order:

• Doctor's Office Says Results of Stress Test Neither Normal nor Abnormal. I Say, What's New?
• Enchantment by Corinne Bailey Rae, on Headphones, Prevents Woman from Setting Office On Fire
• Paranoid Iguana on Key Biscayne Interrupts Lazy Reading of Sunday Times; Causes Chuckle
• Germ Container (Miami Airport) Holds Austin Couple Hostage for 8 Hours. (Hey, fuck you American Airlines!)