This just in: Rich People Have No Business Eating at McDonalds.
I would like to hear from any of you who care to comment on this story. Do you feel bad for the rich people who ate the rat salad? Do you believe their story? Do you think they just "need closure" or that they just "need 1.7 million dollars?"
Myself, I would hate to eat rat salad. But, it could be worse. You could drive home looking forward to the moment when you can devour the iceberg lettuce, grade-B chicken, and (oddly enough) Newman's Own Caesar salad dressing, and then, after a few bites, find Rush Limbaugh on its back with its mouth opened in your plastic carton. Now that would be worth suing over.
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